Meet Evil Porg.
Evil Porg is evil.
See Evil Porg use the Force.
The Force can be dark.
See Evil Porg Force Choke you for saying he is cute.
Evil Porg was created out of a need to see something besides this…
From the moment I saw the porgs, I knew that it would be another cutesy gimmick that I would see 50 times a day for possibly forever. The reality is that I see them at least 75 times a day without any signs of slowing.
What is their purpose, and why are they everywhere? We know that they are Force sensitive with sharp teeth and a propensity for mischievousness.
There is nothing inherently wrong with porgs. I don’t hate them. They have just overrun what would have otherwise been an excellent reveal in a movie to which I’m truly looking forward. There are porg trains, porg hype, porg shirts, porg art. I just can’t get away. Porg, Porg, Porg!
So, enter Evil Porg. I’m not an artist… obviously, but wanted to portray his aggravation and well, evilness. He channels the Darkside of the Force whenever possible to meet his own needs. His home is on the island with everyone else, and he is able to shield his evilness in an attempt to do the most damage. Everywhere he goes there are more porgs, cute, little, precocious porgs.
When will it end? When will his wrath rain down and touch all he knows? Soon!